


washed in by a tsunami. At one stage Woody Harrelson's wild-eyed radio preacher rolls up to explain that "something like this could only originate in Hollywood". And in this, as in all things, he preaches the truth.
Emmerich has already earned a reputation as the excitable Cassandra of the blockbuster circuit. His speciality is the cacophonous tale of doom; beefed-up B-movies which come augmented with Wagnerian special effects that all-but dwarf the human inhabitants. In the past he has had the planet threatened by aliens in Independence Day, munched by a monster in Godzilla and blanketed by ice in The Day After Tomorrow. For the nearly $200m spent on 2012, he has used an age-old (and inevitably disputed) Mayan prophecy as an excuse to mount his biggest, loudest demolition job to date.
The earth's crust is crumbling and the core is heating up like a microwave, and the final curtain is due on 21 December 2012. The world's elite are hastening to an escape route in a secret Himalayan mountain base. Emmerich duly gives us the collapse, the panic and the rush to possible safety, in a series of parallel plot-lines and then chasing them through to finish.
The most notable of these features John Cusack as Jackson Curtis, a failed writer and weekend father, who races to spirit his family out of danger. Elsewhere, Chiwetel Ejiofor plays a government scientist who finds himself shuttling between a noble US president (Danny Glover) and his cold-blooded chief of staff (Oliver Platt). This being a Roland Emmerich movie, the noble president finally opts to remain in Washington and go down with his people. For one brief, terrifying moment one wonders just what will finish him off: the aircraft carrier or the tide of schmaltz.
But then nobody ever looked to Emmerich for nuance or subtlety. 2012, like all good disaster movies, is big and brash and gloriously over-the-top. One watches this knowing full well how dumb and unbelievable it all is, only to find your fists clenched and your brow sweating as one gut-wrenching action set-piece follows another. This, presumably, means that we believe it in the moment and that, with 2012, Emmerich has yet another hit on his hands. If the prophecies are to be believed, however, he has just three years to spend the money it earns.
Amazing effects are the films crowning glory, remember though this is only a film!



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Clue
1. Sly giggles
2. High class thoroughfare
3. Money making royalty
4. Dark occult
5. Mother’s local
6. Clever folk
7. Various black items
8. Sport for Princes
9. Frankie Vaughan wanted it
10. Good children get these
11. Feline equipment
12. Garden flowers
13. Assorted girls
14. Dairy holder
15. Arrange marriage partners
16. Edible fasteners
17. Wobbly infants
18. Talk quietly
19. Big bus
20. Gem orchard
21. Spin around
22. Granite
23. Lorry driver’s snack
24. 100% Au
25. Istanbul harem
26. Out there (look up at night)
27. Even more out there!
28. Big cat’s pub
29. Noisy insects
30. One who wanders
31. Musical bard
32. Lots of parties
33. Outside meal
34. Just enough to give your kids a treat
35. Locals from Malta
36. Reward
37. Ten cent pub
38. Toothless Drink
39. Lost them? doh
40. Sweet tooth cleaner
41. Pub pins
WHEN it comes to writing page-turners that put a smile on your face and make you think, Marian Keyes is in a class of her own.
Her last book This Charming Man dominated the bestseller lists and this one looks set to do the same.
Some novelists would be hard-pressed to interweave the tangled stories of eight people living in a rambling Dublin townhouse but Keyes pulls it off in inimitable style.
The tenants of 66 Star Street are certainly a mixed bunch. The top flat is owned by Katie, a 39-year-old music PR who worries about the size of her thighs and whether her hotshot workaholic boyfriend will ever commit.
Below her, two hardworking Poles share a flat with streetwise cabbie Lydia, a character who deserves a novel all to herself.
On the first floor there’s Jessica, an octogenarian who lives with her malevolent dog and TV gardener foster son and gives psychic readings . Meanwhile the ground floor is occupied by newlyweds Maeve and Matt. On the surface they have everything going for them so why do they do random “acts of kindness” to stave off their unhappiness?
The novel also features a mysterious visitor who keeps watch over the inhabitants, emerging every so often to “rattle around” their secrets.
Unusually for a writer in this genre Keyes isn’t afraid to tackle hard-hitting issues. Here she highlights dementia and there are some poignant scenes as tough cookie Lydia tries to get help for her mother, who has taken to wandering the streets in her nightdress.
Lydia is increasingly “eaten up by corrosive rage” at the refusal of her feckless brothers and even her mother’s doctor to admit what’s happening.
As always Keyes’s trademark warmth and wisdom are evident throughout. With her ability to blend comedy, high drama and emotional depth Keyes gets better and better with every book.
It's the end of the world according to Roland Emmerich, which at least guarantees that we go out with a bang and not a whimper. 2012 stands as the director's grand end-of-days party; his crowning act of global vandalism: here is a film that thinks nothing of pushing California into the ocean, or knocking Christ the Redeemer off his perch above Rio, or flattening the White House beneath an aircraft carrier
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